Well, it’s been one hell of a crazy week in the Big Brother house, hasn’t it? Once the shackles of coupledom were broken, Matt could drop the facade of actually caring about Natalie, but “Chatty Natty” didn’t let that phase her much. Sure, she has her brief moments of clarity […]
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