AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! OK, I was joking when I said the season would end with a mushroom cloud. Also, let’s look at the track record of Lost season finales: Season 2: The Hatch imploded with Locke inside! Is he all right? Season 3: Somebody’s in a coffin! Is it Locke? Season 4: […]
Author: EJ Feddes
LOST Revisited: Pre-Game for “The Incident”
Here we are, on the eve of the Season Five finale. Jack has a hydrogen bomb, Locke’s ready to kill Jacob, and Richard “Batmanuel” is off on two crusades, thirty years apart. I feel like we’ve gone beyond the point where mere mortals can predict exactly what’s going to happen, […]
Dancing with the Stars: Results, Week 10
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:Well, pretty much the whole season.Take my word for it, it was pretty great. Here we are for the semi-final elimination show.You can tell it’s going to be an exciting night because Samantha Harris brought extra cleavage.Tom Bergeron kicks it to the musical number, Raphael […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 10
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Melissa Rivers lost her damn mind. After the meltdown, the remaining celebrities sit in the suite, very confused as to what just happened, and wonder aloud whether Joan Rivers is coming back. Everybody really does seem astonished by the severity of the Rivers’ reactions, which makes […]
LOST Revisited: Season 5, “Follow the Leader”
You know, about 17 years ago, Lost co-creator Carlton Cuse created The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. It was a sci-fi western starring Bruce Campbell and was, therefore, awesome. A running subplot through the series was a mysterious orb that had various unusual properties. In one episode, Brisco was greeted […]
LOST Revisited: Pre-Game for “Follow the Leader”
Do you guys realize how close we are to the end of the season? This is worrisome, not only because this means we’re getting ready for a long Lost-free stretch, but also because we’re this close to what is sure to be another insane season-ending cliffhanger. The endings to regular […]