Last night, an insane amount of people danced 90 second routines with almost no injuries, and what appears to be copious amounts of fake hair. Bruno made a dirty joke about riding Joanna hard, Chuck had makeup on the side of his head; Mark and Melissa looked like Mickey Mouse; […]
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Dancing with the Stars – Season 9, Performance Week 2
Previously on Dancing with the Stars:An absolutely absurd number of celebrities danced at wildly varying skill levels.Ashley Hamilton and Macy Gray were eliminated, only I don’t think Macy knows.Also, Len and Bruno seem to hate each other.Everybody on board?We’ve got 14 dancers tonight.14! Hey, Tom Bergeron!How did they broadcast the […]
Heroes Season 4, Episode 1 “Orientation”
Hey guys, it’s a new season of Heroes! Remember how excited we were that Bryan Fuller was coming back to the show full-time again? It turns out that he is not. Sorry to get everybody’s hopes up. Still, we’ve got Sylar brainwashed into believing he’s the dead Nathan (which still […]
Mad Men Roundtable: “Guy Walks Into An Advertising Agency”
Pardon us for the lateness of this Mad Men roundtable; someone ran my typing fingers over with a lawnmower and it’s taken all week to get back in the swing. Don and EJ don’t even have that good an excuse. Leave it to the woman to handle everything; figures! This […]
Dancing with the Stars Season 9, Results Week 1
Previously, on Dancing with the Stars:16 solo dances, 4 relay dances, at least one near-fistfight at the judge’s table, and two book-length recaps.It’s been a busy week.Ready for a double elimination?And hey, does it seem weird that Julianne isn’t on this season?I know she said she was taking a break, […]
Dancing With the Stars Season Nine, Week One: The Women
Last night, EJ expertly walked you threw the eight male contestants, who earned an inordinate amount of “4”s, and now I’m here to check out the chicas! After the female pros dance to the somewhat on the nose “She’s a Lady” (where Chelsea and Lacey get to dance barefoot, and […]