We open with the creepy scene of Bennet examining Fake Sylar’s corpse. Bennet is pretty impressed with Danko, and Danko’s already a jerk about it. Bennet gets the message that his wife has come to Building 26 to see him, and Danko says “send her up”. Hee. Danko wants to […]
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