Monday, December 30, 2024
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: Well, really only one thing mattered. Trump finally put Gary Busey out of our misery. Other stuff happened too, but we’ll get to that if and when it’s pertinent. The important thing is that Busey’s crazy eyes and teeth are out the door, along with every […]
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: You know what, all of the dancing was overshadowed by the news that Chris Jericho fronts a heavy metal band called Fozzy, and the clip of the “I’m Still Standing” video with Judge Bruno as a backup dancer. Romeo and Chelsea Kane rocked it, […]
The show kicked off with Hanson playing “Mmm Bop”, of all things. It’s just weird now that the Hanson brothers are all married (yes, even little Zac!) and have a small army of children. I never need to hear Brooke Burke say that song title again, by the way. She […]
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: There was some nonsense involving a koala. Gary Busey kidnapped some executives from a sunscreen company. LaToya Jackson got on everybody’s nerves by being a small child masquerading as a middle-aged woman. John Rich carried a midget around. Again. And Mark McGrath was fired for no […]
Last night, Kendra Wilkinson may or may not have won some sort of Supermarket Sweep-esque shopping spree by doing the 1000th competitive dance. Plus, she was dressed as bunting. And Hines and Kym were somehow forced to a rumba to “Proud to be an American”, which should simply not have […]
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: Sugar Ray and Anna were eliminated and I was in a foul mood all week. How are you people not voting for Anna en masse? She’s adorable! Hopefully, one day I’ll be able to trust you again. Also, Kendra Wilkinson was at the bottom […]