Previously on The Amazing Race, Dallas continued his attempts to flirt with Starr, primarily using the time-tested “stuttering and not making eye contact” method. Terence literally choked on the Fast Forward, with those Spangler kids coming in first place for the fourth consecutive time. Team Eeyore continued to suck, and […]
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Dancing with the Stars: The Finale (Nov 26)
Last night on Dancing with the Stars: A group dance shot Brooke Burke to the front of the pack, and a relentlessly awesome freestyle kept her there. Lance Bass and Warren Sapp ended up tied overall. We’ve got one dance to go and a trophy to give out, so let’s […]
Dancing with the Stars: The Finals (Nov 25)
Previously on Dancing with the Stars: You guys, we’re in the finals. The whole season happened previously! It’s probably too late to catch up at this point. Luckily, this isn’t The Wire or anything – you don’t really need a lot of backstory tonight. Oh, and also: Everybody got hurt […]
The Amazing Race – Bringing up the Rear: Season 13, Episode 8 (Nov 24)
Previously on The Amazing Race: a Detour judge did his best to score his own spinoff, and some poor groundskeeper had to interrupt his work schedule to greet the Racers. Nick and Starr once again managed to win the leg, because they are at least half-Kryptonian, and Team Sports Bra […]
Dancing with the Stars Week 9: Results (Nov 19)
Previously on Dancing with the Stars, Brooke Burke choked in the semifinals. I assume she’s still safe, but that was surprising. Cody Linley biffed his first dance too, but America loves Julianne, so he’s probably OK too. Lance Bass finally impressed the judges, and Warren Sapp remained close to my […]
Dancing With the Stars: Semifinals (Nov 18)
I am watching this week’s semi-finals on (gasp!) a 27 inch TV! You see, our 42 inch HD TV is actually in for repairs this week, so we stole this from our daughter’s play room. Priorities, people! Did you know this was gonna be a ballroom rumble? I much prefer […]