Previously on Big Brother: Another BB twist turned into a wet fart as the saboteur was evicted in the first week. Everybody went a little crazy and a lot of stuff happened. Frankly, it may be too late to catch up now. We’re left with insufferable prick Enzo, occasionally funny […]
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Big Brother Update – The Final Three – Rachel’s Back
I can’t believe the announcer actually calls Hayden, Lane and Enzo by their stupid nicknames in the recap of last night. I so prefer Homeless Muppet, Big Dumb Hick and Jersey Shore Reject, but nobody asked me. We’re promised some jury house fireworks tonight. Of course they involve stupid Rachel. […]
Big Brother Update — The Final Three Revealed
Previously on Big Brother: Hayden won HoH, Lane went from being “doofy but funny” to “kind of a dick”, Enzo was convinced of his own brilliance, and Britney won $10,000 playing Hide-and-Seek. And that’s our Final Four, folks! Julie Chen starts off with a lie – “The Brigade Alliance has […]
Big Brother Update : Final Four Nominations
Previously on Big Brother…Ragan got the boot and we left our final four in the backyard decorating fake Christmas trees (they need 18 ornaments and a star on top.) This should re-define the word tedious. Hayden says winning this Head of Household is “paramount” which is big vocabulary word for […]
Big Brother Update, Housemates Cast Eviction
Previously on Big Brother: Otev the Broadway Clam! In a sign of the Apocalypse, Enzo won the Veto and took himself off the block. After campaigning from all sides, Lane nominated Hayden in his stead. Feathers were ruffled. And seriously, Otev the Broadway Clam. If he and ZingBot 3000 don’t […]
Big Brother Veto: “The Meow Meow Starts to Play!”
Previously, Lane won HOH. Big Brother teased Lane with Pandora’s Box and he earned $91.17, enough to gas up his truck. Now we will get the veto competition and see if there’s any way on earth Enzo can actually win something. Enzo is accusing Lane and Britney of having an […]