Since this is the best place to mention it, we’d like to say that the best joke in Monsters Vs. Aliens was that the President’s secret service codename is “Papa Bear”. See, the President is voiced by Stephen Colbert, and on his own show, that’s his “affectionate” nickname for Bill […]
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