I’m not sure how long it takes the universe to unravel from a temporal paradox, so I’m just going to assume that there will be an episode of Lost this week, rather than 60 minutes of a blank white screen. So let’s take a minute to consider whether or not […]
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The Most Awesome Thing I Saw Last Week: Baby Touch and Go
Since this is the best place to mention it, we’d like to say that the best joke in Monsters Vs. Aliens was that the President’s secret service codename is “Papa Bear”. See, the President is voiced by Stephen Colbert, and on his own show, that’s his “affectionate” nickname for Bill […]
Dancing With the Stars: Week 4 Double Elimination! (Mar 31)
There will be a double elimination tonight, and we can only hope it’s two of the people who have actual injuries they should be home nursing. Fingers crossed! Samantha’s voice is still toast, and Tom reminds us that there is an 18 point disparity between the top and bottom scores. […]
Heroesville: Heroes, Season 3, Episode 21 – “Into Asylum” (Mar 31)
All right, let’s see if they can keep the cast alive this time out! Our story starts in Mexico, where people don’t even raise an eyebrow when an American politician checks into a seedy motel with an underage blonde. Nathan and Claire are in hiding from Danko, and really the […]
Dancing with the Stars: Season 8, Performance Week Four (Mar 31)
Hey, Tom Bergeron! So, is Big Time your favorite Tom Waits album, or just your favorite that’s LIIIIIIIIIVVVE? It’s worth noting that Karina nearly bites it going down the stairs. Woz is rubbing off on her, I guess. Eww. Not like that. Also, Samantha Harris’ dress makes me think that […]
Celebrity Apprentice Smackdown: Season 2, Episode 4 (Mar 30)
Previously on Celebrity Apprentice: KOTU proved to be as bad at selling wedding dresses as they are at everything else. Donald Trump excessively complimented Dennis Rodman’s pretty, pretty eyes. Tom Green and Dennis spent a mysterious night with some dotcom millionaires and their cat-dog, and in the end Tom Green […]